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"Mortified" – For When Life Is One Long Cringe Moment
Behold the Mortified tee — the official uniform for people who have secondhand embarrassment… for themselves. Whether you simply walked into a room wrong, replied “you too” to a waiter, or remembered something humiliating from 2014 at 3 a.m., this shirt says it all so you don’t have to.
Made from fabric soft enough to cushion the emotional damage of your daily existence, this tee handles everything from social interactions to your internal monologue of “why am I like this?”
Throw it on whenever you’re busy reliving a cringe moment for the thousandth time. It’s comfortable, stylish, and pairs great with avoiding eye contact.
Mortified.
Because pretending everything’s fine is exhausting.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Mortified
$18.50
Behold the Mortified tee — the official uniform for people who have secondhand embarrassment… for themselves. Whether you simply walked into a room wrong, replied “you too” to a waiter, or remembered something humiliating from 2014 at 3 a.m., this shirt says it all so you don’t have to.
Made from fabric soft enough to cushion the emotional damage of your daily existence, this tee handles everything from social interactions to your internal monologue of “why am I like this?”
Throw it on whenever you’re busy reliving a cringe moment for the thousandth time. It’s comfortable, stylish, and pairs great with avoiding eye contact.
Mortified.
Because pretending everything’s fine is exhausting.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |