FAQ

Q: Why only one word?
A: Because you don't need a whole novel to express yourself. Also because paragraphs are exhausting.

Q: Can I request a custom word?
A: Nope. You don't design the shirts, we do. 

Q: Why are you using made-up words?
A: What?!. All words are made up.

Q: What if my word is inappropriate?
A: Even better. We encourage chaos, but tastefully.

Q: Do you do refunds?
A: If we messed up, absolutely. If you messed up… well, that’s character development.

Q: Are the shirts good quality?
A: Very. We tried “fall apart in two washes” and didn’t love the reviews.

Q: How long does shipping take?
A: Typically 3-7 days. Faster if you live closer. Slower if you live further away, or some really inaccessible place. Like a really high mountain or something. 

Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Yes. People everywhere deserve a break from long sentences.

Q: Will people talk to me more or less if I wear this?
A: Depends on the word. Choose wisely.

Q: What sizes do you carry?
A: XS–3XL. Because everyone deserves the right to be succinct.

Q: Can I wash it normally?
A: Yes. It’s a shirt, not a Fabergé egg.

Q: I think you're really handsome and pretty cool. Can I have your number?
A: Yes.