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"Rum!" - Because Hydration Is Overrated
Introducing the Rum! tee, the shirt for people who believe the best solution to life’s problems comes in a bottle… specifically this bottle. Whether you’re the designated “bad idea generator” of the friend group or just trying to survive another family gathering, this shirt sets the tone before you even open your mouth.
Made from fabric far more responsible than you are, this tee pairs beautifully with questionable decisions, beach days that get way out of hand, and that one drink that turns into… well, we’ll see.
Wear it when you’re ready to skip the small talk and go straight to the fun part.
Rum!
Because water can’t fix everything.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Rum!
$18.50
Introducing the Rum! tee, the shirt for people who believe the best solution to life’s problems comes in a bottle… specifically this bottle. Whether you’re the designated “bad idea generator” of the friend group or just trying to survive another family gathering, this shirt sets the tone before you even open your mouth.
Made from fabric far more responsible than you are, this tee pairs beautifully with questionable decisions, beach days that get way out of hand, and that one drink that turns into… well, we’ll see.
Wear it when you’re ready to skip the small talk and go straight to the fun part.
Rum!
Because water can’t fix everything.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |