Shambles
"Shambles" - Because Holding It Together Is Overrated
Introducing the Shambles tee, the perfect shirt for anyone whose life is held together by vibes, caffeine, and sheer delusion. Whether you're five minutes into your day or already questioning every decision you’ve ever made, this shirt captures your aesthetic with unsettling accuracy.
Crafted from fabric that’s way more stable than your schedule, this tee is ideal for school, work, the gym, or any location where you’re pretending to have your life organized. Spoiler: no one believes you, and this shirt helps keep expectations appropriately low.
Wear it proudly as you stumble through errands, responsibilities, and whatever today thinks it’s doing.
Shambles.
Chaos, but make it comfy.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |